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Where will you be when the plague hits?
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This cult ‘90s movie made a lasting impression, inspiring terrifying fashion trends...
Fall fashion events around the world have strutted to a close in Paris and I’m left...
Popular amongst those who frequent Renaissance Faires.
Hated Picasso
Happy Halloween! Since this is the season of zombies, vampires and ghosts...
In her seminal 1985 novel, The Handmaid’s Tale, Margaret Atwood paints a...
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Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
Ahoy, Cap'n!
A painter's lost dream on antiquity
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
Provocative painter, all-around survivor
From the walls of the world’s great museums, to the dusky halls of the stately...
Witch, please
Has nothing to do with onions
Self love taken too far
These dresses aren't hiding anything
made the royals pretty
Not to be confused with deliciously hipster lager Can you even...
Let your freak flag fly
Man of mystery
Portraitist of unfortunate accuracy
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
Tough friend' yet romantic
Loved a storm
Not your general idiot
Scoffed at the nouveau riche, had a soft spot for wayward kids and pugs
Slow your roll
Game of Thrones premiered last week, and accordingly, I’ve continued our series of...
As the neurologist Oliver Sacks noted, gardens are places of healing. The Greek...
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
Image: Fred W. McDarrah/ The Village VoiceJohn Perreault, an artist, critic and...
John as Jack as Joker. I’m obsessed with John Malkovich so imagine my...
It’s June again (the onset of wedding season), so I’m reviving Sarah's...
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
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Hawaiian love story
Cooler than Lancelot
Precocious
Not a Raphael fan
Less than almost famous
Eternally honored at Madame Tussaud’s
Yes We Ashcan
I hear dead people
This exhibit is going to blow you away. You may be so moved by its...
No relation to the steak
Thalassophile: (noun) lover of the sea; one who feels safe or...
No glove, no love
Should have stayed in the corn business
Arrested as an American spy in Britain during the Revolutionary War
"Talent is cheap"
Fancy pornographer
A man of many names and one iconic mustache.
Pretty fly for a (Louisiana) white guy
Everyman painter
Burr's best bud
All the glee of youngsters
Rockstar of the high court
Art as political protest
Hated the Eiffel Tower
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
Sometimes Halloween sneaks up on you before you’ve even had time to savor the...
Ladies Man
Wet blanket
easy, breezy, beautiful
honestly pretty vanilla
Like a nocturnal Canaletto
Conversion artist
It's His Majesty's handyman, at your service
Bird-brained businessman. Eagle-eyed artist.
Treasures around every corner
Ambitious and driven or greedy?
This film serves as a visual sketch of a man’s life that leaves the audience...
His family reluctantly accepted his painter lifestyle
He's wicked...wicked hot
A series in which Lauren shows just how awful she is by combining crude text...
Angelica takes a stab at combining the mostly crude Texts From Last Night...
Harlequin Head by Pablo Picasso
Reclining Nude by Suzanne Valadon
Diana and Actaeon by Francesco Albani
A Grotesque Old Woman by Quentin Matsys
Inn with Drunken Peasants (Boerendrinkpartij) by Adriaen Brouwer
Nude Woman in a Red Armchair by Pablo Picasso
Two Friends by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
A fun series where Lauren shows just how awful she is by combining the mostly crude...
A fun new series where Lauren shows just how awful she is by combining the mostly...
The Bar at the Folies-Bergère by Édouard Manet
Poop in style while you enjoy art
Come one, come all
Angelica joins the party, combining the mostly crude Texts From Last Night...
Bacchus and Ariadne by Titian at the The National Gallery (London)
Mona Lisa by Leonardo da Vinci at the Louvre
On a beautiful Tuesday afternoon, John Cappetta and I made our merry way over...
The Hangover (Suzanne Valadon) by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec at the Fogg Museum
S.O.S. Starification Object Series (Back) by Hannah Wilke at The Solomon R....
The Death of Marat by Jacques-Louis David at the Royal Museums of Fine Arts Belgium
The Two Fridas by Frida Kahlo at the Museum of Modern Art Mexico
Portrait of Captain Thomas Lee by Marcus Gheeraerts II at the Tate Britain
Baseball at Night by Morris Kantor at the Smithsonian American Art Museum
Triumphal Procession of Bacchus by Maerten van Heemskerck at the Museum of Art...
Self Portrait with Thorn Necklace and Hummingbird by Frida Kahlo at the Harry...
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Faulty Landscape (Paysage Fautif) by Marcel Duchamp at the Museum of Modern Art...
George Washington (Lansdowne Portrait) by Gilbert Stuart at the National Portrait...
Diana and Callisto by Peter Paul Rubens at the Prado Museum
A fun series where Lauren shows just how awful she is by combining the mostly...
Fashion Alert! Harajuku girls invade Hawaii! The Honolulu Museum of...
Gabrielle d’Estrées and One of Her Sisters by Mystery Artist at the Musée du...
Think of Romanticism as the emo kids of the 19th century. While...
Jessica Lange (left) channels Marlene Dietrich (right) as Elsa Mars. Like Dietrich...
Back Seat Dodge ‘38 by Edward Kienholz at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art
Too school for cool
Man vs. Nature
Apple, dearie?
playas gonna play
Damn it Susan, let me get my pants on ok
Drinks before dinner?
paint me like one of your founding fathers
It’s important to note: the Romantic Art Movement has nothing to do with...
Sir Talks-a-lot
Not just for Adam and Eve
Stairway to heaven
Maybe this will work
You've caught my soul!
For those flea-furry fetish fantasies
Take a gander at this vice
It's not what you think
Seeing red
In addition to briefing Sandi on our progress, we discussed weighty matters of art...
Cooler than cool
Did you fail geography?
Dionysus' groupies
Clearly not a hobo
Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot
Miscreants of Mammon
Does this wax cast make my thigh look fat?
Pastels just might be the most underrated medium in all of art history. You rarely...
Your capitalism is showing
One: Number 31, 1950 by Jackson Pollock at the Museum of Modern Art
Proving since 1965 that drugs can make anything fun!
Colossally romantic
Hogarth was all about that pug life
Looks painful
Born from some bloody balls
P-p-p-poker Face, P-p-p-poker Face
Freud was involved
When his morals just don't measure up
yet another suicidal pre-raphaelite maiden
That moment when you realize adultery is bad
The face of romance
Oh so romantic
This is the last one, I promise. *gunshot*
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A Heartbreaking Work of Academic Genius
Little pig's tail
Hard cider is good
He should have used my violin
If you're still unsure about your Halloween costume, let us give you 25 ( plus...
The only occasions when horror films seem to garner an ounce of respect, is when...
Drop trou and pick up your trowels people, because tomorrow is officially World...
It's St. Patrick's Day! And while we all may be Irish today, these...
If you were catholic and rich in the 1600's you wanted to join this club and give them art
Kirsten Dunst copied this
A hairy art critic
Men brought down by a strap
Do I make you horny baa-baa?
Caused a stir after its unveiling because of all the hot leg action.
Country bliss you can still visit... for now.
His teeth and ambitions are bared
Henry VIII's first born, what a disappointment
Lady Jane
It really went downhill from there
Snapshot of an elusive charmer.
Achey heart, breaky back
The ten-dollar Founding Father
You may recognize him from high school English class
Notorious B.G.M. (Boy Genius Millais)
Looking smug
Hellion with heart
The muse of Capri
Jan Miense Molenaer, the Kylie Jenner of his generation. So if you’re all about ...
Last December we brought you Royal Romances in Art History in honor of Netflix’s...
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Not everything has to do something, James. Who doesn’t love a James Bond Movie? We...
Like a real-life Hidalgo!
Tom comes into some money and ditches his girl
Sunlight and cash both flow on Tom's morning routine
Not just Tom's spirits are lifted at the brothel
Who'll be there to bail you out?
We ain't saying he's a gold digger...but Hogarth is
Pretty rough punishment for debt
And we thought hanging chads were bad
Women and children first
A Wiley by any other name would be just as mind blowing
Etch a sketch
The Presidency got kinky
It's called acting
Cut him off!
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
So we beat on, boats against the current
Making fun of puritanical ideals
I don’t want no wants
