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And they say snacking after dinner is sinful
Rich diplomat/artist, loved fleshy girls, married a 16 year old when he was 53
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Okay, so maybe it’s not that kind of Rubens, but there are some...
When you're the god of wine you get to drink from a huge glass
The First Date
Eat first, sex later
Delete the bits about rape and incest, and this could be a story out of Harry Potter
Can "Jacked Renaissance Babies" become a thing?
Three graces are better than one
Listen to your girlfriend. Especially if she's magic.
It came back positive
Queen got your tongue?
A Rubens sandwich of babies and anti-war sentiment
Stick it to The Man
Always wear your seat belt
A literal hellscape
Conveniently peaceful portrait
A little to the left, no, to the right
"You're tearing me apart!"
When men were muscley, women were soft, and there were only four continents
Snack time
And that is how we got the constellation Gemini
Rubens' fighting fleshlight
Baby Herc nips the nip
When the punishment doesn't fit the crime
Just a martyr girl gang
Heyyy
I’m riding that hippo first!
In the bestseller The Goldfinch the New York Metropolitan Museum is bombed and 13-...
Apparently there's no food chain in heaven
Genoa's fanciest
Always the centaur of attention
Painting the patron
Paint me in too, old buddy
The poster child for ADHD
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
Familial murder and godly revenge
A great painter's quest away from painting
As far as rare natural phenomena go, the total eclipse is probably in the...
The Earl goes bankrupt on art
Diana and Callisto by Peter Paul Rubens at the Prado Museum
Every culture has a golden age of artmaking. It’s a time when the stars align:...
Just a few things about me: I love cuddles and all things sexy, which I make...
Mean Girls turns ten and we all cry about how old we've gotten. YAY! But it...
Don't call it a comeback
When Doves Cry
One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
Just when we thought we couldn’t possibly see any more of Lady Gaga, she proves us...
1. Venus and Cupid by Peter Paul Rubens
Could it be?? The couch gag…..a BRAND NEW museum-themed couch gag? A gag that...
There’s only a month left to find a Valentine (if you don’t already...
Sorry to say that Christopher Lee died this week at 93. Modern Audiences and Comic...
I hate you, please go away. (Judith Beheading Holofernes by Artemesia Gentileschi...
Not everything has to do something, James. Who doesn’t love a James Bond Movie? We...
Our awesome website has a magnifying view for each and every image we’ve added and...
As the neurologist Oliver Sacks noted, gardens are places of healing. The Greek...
“As you get older, the questions come down to about two or three. How long? And...
This past Tuesday we were treated to the highly anticipated Democratic debate. In...
But what would Banksy buy? How about Henri Toulous-Lautrec? Frida Kahlo? Given the...
With Fathers Day around the corner, it’s natural to reminisce about our Pops. Sure...
Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
Like you've never seen her before
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
I’m visiting my parents in San Francisco and, like all children of parents on the...
Dear Ronda Rousey,We heard about your recent loss to Holly Holm, dubbed as “the...
It’s the Lunar New Year, and as you may know, this year we are ushering in the...
This will be a strange world without Jon Stewart on The Daily Show. But we’ll...
Well folks, it's that time of year again. The sun is high in the sky and...
It's taxidermatological
Savvy politician and ladies' man
Death's photographer
Provocative painter, all-around survivor
Hypebeast or hipster?
All right, all right no need to be crabby Cancers, it’s finally your month! Heh,...
Last year we provided you with some art-themed Valentines to give to your Valentine...
