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Picked a dangerous medium for someone so unlucky.
University of California professor who died of cancer, possibly caused by chemicals used in his art
Former industrial site; looks better now
Happy birthday to you vestal virgins who bring loyalty, hard work ethics,...
Clothing optional
Doyen of the domestic interior
Rockstar painter and (unknowingly) painter of album covers for rockstars
In dad's shadow
One of our favorites in DC
Suit up!
The Precarious Sun of the MIA
He's a brick house
Bay Area uptown funk
I’m visiting my parents in San Francisco and, like all children of parents on the...
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Like, Totally Rad Art Dude
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
Pray there's not an earthquake
Milk and cookies cause huge controversy
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SOURCEThe brand spankin’ new redesign has haters, sure, but we think it’s seven...
First of all, I clearly had no idea what I was talking about, because there is tons...
Friends with all the superstars
This week, behold Mark Rothko’s Orange, Red, Yellow.
Last week, our across-the-way pal Gallery 308 opened for its inaugural exhibition,...
This week, behold Leonardo da Vinci’s Salvator Mundi.
This week, behold Pablo Picasso’s Le Rêve (The Dream).
This week, behold Hans Holbein the Younger’s Darmstadt Madonna.
While we at Sartle fancy ourselves pioneers of art history humor, we know that for...
One day you may see Kanye’s nipples. But it is not this day.Welcome to Part Two of...
Every night with you is a Starry Night, Valentine. (By Vincent van Gogh at the...
The Kiss is all I’ve ever wanted from you, Valentine. (By Gustav Klimt at the...
There’s only a month left to find a Valentine (if you don’t already...
Wade through the cosmic muck
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This week, behold Francis Bacon’s Three Studies of Lucian Freud.
The Legion of Honor's new exhibit Gods in Color: Polychromy in the...
Okay, so maybe fashion isn’t super intellectual in the way astrophysics is and it...
Flaming June by Frederic Leighton at the Ponce Museum of Art
Does Satine take paintings as payment or just diamonds? Nicole Kidman was...
She does sound like a pretty nice person and a great mom so there is that…..
Taking crochet to a new extreme
We’re pleased to share with you four amazing new writers, chiming in from across...
Could it be?? The couch gag…..a BRAND NEW museum-themed couch gag? A gag that...
When we left off in Part 1, we were certain of the inevitable end of Bey Z. To be...
Depression is a nasty condition. Most of the time it leaves you feeling...
Yesterday, we presented you with 6 influential African American artists in art...
We didn’t think anything could top Beyoncé’s Formation video until we watched her...
Tarantism (n.): a psychological condition characterized by an...
By the way, for every picture posted on various social media platforms and tagged...
Inspired by the Google Cultural Institute’s virtual Bruegel exhibit, we decided to...
Welcome to Part Four, the grande finale of the epic Sartle Remix for The Life of...
If Kanye wants to be like Pablo, we can make that happen.Say what you want about...
Welcome to Part Three of the Sartle Remix for The Life of Pablo. We’re celebrating...
Last chance to get some before it all goes to hell!
Like a sale at your local mall...in Hell.
A mother's gross task
Tie the devil to a pillow
Really expensive calendar
Time to break out your magnifying glass
omg a wedding in a barn, that's so on trend
It's Saul in utter chaos
Ain’t no party like a Pieter Bruegel the Elder party
A teacher's nightmare
When he ugly but he Jesus
Original cowboys
This past Tuesday we were treated to the highly anticipated Democratic debate. In...
Singin’ in a ring
We’re at the final book here in the trilogy, and because we’re going by book and...
One very not cool thing about the Met: it’s on half of the planet’s short-list...
Sometimes Halloween sneaks up on you before you’ve even had time to savor the...
Boy drowns; no one cares
2 spoopy 4 me
An ophthalmologist's favorite painting
Wholesome theft
As fans of looking closely and spending quality time with images, it’s no...
Take your facial hair from bizarre to brilliant with these mustaches! Pieter...
T-Swift’s new music video for Bad Blood is amaaaazing. As huge fans of kick-ass...
The Oscars are nigh, and the agents of cinematic fortune have gifted the world’s...
This just in: Sartle makes new friends! Amelia, Victoria, and...
You have had your fair share of bad relationships and you are just so glad to...
Cinderella’s Castle at Walt Disney World If you’re ever judged for your...
Second track in PBtheE's seasons album
Where do I look first?
Warhol takes the piss out of tradition
The party in full swing on the front lawn. Photo: Bahara Emami. This past month...
Last Thursday evening I had the pleasure of attending an action-packed (!)...
This is what domestic bliss looked like in 1658
Men react to the friendzone
Feeding your dogs a diet of girls who friendzone you
Miss. Manners says murder at the dinner table is rude
The immortal Zsa Zsa Gabor.We recently brought you zany quotes from Hollywood...
Paolozzi as the god of art, fire, and other dangerous things? Photo by Ezinda...
"Mom! You're embarrassing me!"
On a beautiful Tuesday afternoon, John Cappetta and I made our merry way over...
*** SPOILER ALERT*** Haven’t watched s01 & s02 or read the secret diary? You...
In the beginning, there was darkness… Tohubohu, according to the Merriam-...
“You get what you get,” Sarah Lucas hurriedly blurts out when passed the nearly...
Yes, you read that right. And why shouldn’t we celebrate the porcelain ...
Andy Warhol called her “the first girl artist with glamour.” A random admirer said...
Fall fashion events around the world have strutted to a close in Paris and I’m left...
