Sartle requires JavaScript to be enabled in order for you to enjoy its full functionality and user-experience.You can find info on how to enable JavaScript for your browser here.
Prolific in art and marriage.
Portrait painter
Kabuki theater changed her life
It's taxidermatological
Savvy politician and ladies' man
Death's photographer
Provocative painter, all-around survivor
Hypebeast or hipster?
Buy now on Amazon
Rich diplomat/artist, loved fleshy girls, married a 16 year old when he was 53
Where's that dam photo?
Mother in law
Token of a troubled bromance
Lil' Bee Bee sees right through ya
Badass portrait painter
Balling all over the world
Last December we brought you Royal Romances in Art History in honor of Netflix’s...
Parents say the darndest things. Art can be hard to understand but like it or not,...
A monument to real estate developer's guilt
It’s getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes
Destroyer of dragons
Buy now on Taschen
Beauty is pain
How many Nefertitis is too many Nefertitis?
Okay, so maybe fashion isn’t super intellectual in the way astrophysics is and it...
From Marge Simpson vs. Barbara Bush, to Hillary vs. the internet, feuds between...
As the neurologist Oliver Sacks noted, gardens are places of healing. The Greek...
Since it opened in 1871, the San Francisco Art Institute has become an...
Vincent van Gogh, A Wheatfield with Cypresses, 1889. In Robert Frost’s...
When you're the god of wine you get to drink from a huge glass
Brains and beauty
The First Date
Before there was OkCupid, there was The Cupid Seller by Joseph-Marie...
Perspective, in a nutshell, is how much space/distance is shown in a 2D...
Well here we are–it’s the end of a franchise an era. The last Hunger Games...
Eat first, sex later
Delete the bits about rape and incest, and this could be a story out of Harry Potter
Can "Jacked Renaissance Babies" become a thing?
Three graces are better than one
Listen to your girlfriend. Especially if she's magic.
It came back positive
Queen got your tongue?
A Rubens sandwich of babies and anti-war sentiment
Stick it to The Man
And they say snacking after dinner is sinful
Always wear your seat belt
A literal hellscape
Conveniently peaceful portrait
A little to the left, no, to the right
"You're tearing me apart!"
If Baroque art and a can of whipped cream had a baby, it would be the Rococo....
Dear Ronda Rousey,We heard about your recent loss to Holly Holm, dubbed as “the...
President Obama must still be getting flak from angry art historians over that...
When men were muscley, women were soft, and there were only four continents
Snack time
And that is how we got the constellation Gemini
Cloned but not forgotten
Rubens' fighting fleshlight
Baby Herc nips the nip
When the punishment doesn't fit the crime
Just a martyr girl gang
Heyyy
Balling with Garfield
I’m riding that hippo first!
The ineffective president
The bachelor president
So this is why they call them blueprints