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Where's the beef?
Flavor that'll last longer than a piece of Fruit Stripe Gum
Please, do not lick the artwork
Eats 100-dollar bills for breakfast
You really can get a happy meal anywhere nowadays
Serving paintings sunny-side up
No use crying over spilt milk...unless that milk is ice cream
The political circus indeed