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Would you like a wall to go with that ceiling?
Judgment day is apparently going to involve some perverted violence
A subtle reminder about eternity
One very not cool thing about the Met: it’s on half of the planet’s short-list...
In the beginning, there was darkness… Tohubohu, according to the Merriam-...
Very gay, but not happy. His dad and the pope beat him with a stick
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In January 2014, my husband and I traveled to Italy, stopping in Rome, Florence,...
Huge, famous sculpture. (With small, famous dingdong)
Virgins don't age, duh
Veni, Vidi, Vino!
The OG wet t-shirt contest
Something very strange was going on in Italy around the turn of the 16th century....
Art history, but make it fashion. Is the Met better known...
A series in which Lauren shows just how awful she is by combining crude text...
Angelica takes a stab at combining the mostly crude Texts From Last Night...
Old faced baby Jesus
Do you even lift bro?
Chill out, Joseph
Harlequin Head by Pablo Picasso
Reclining Nude by Suzanne Valadon
Diana and Actaeon by Francesco Albani
A Grotesque Old Woman by Quentin Matsys
Inn with Drunken Peasants (Boerendrinkpartij) by Adriaen Brouwer
Nude Woman in a Red Armchair by Pablo Picasso
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
