Find Jesus Christ and salvation at the gym.

Christ looks exceptionally relaxed for someone who has just been nailed to a cross.

One of the weirdest shapes for a canvas and that's because Botticelli meant for it to be hanging in a church somewhere. Now it's on a museum wall.

Botticelli is mostly known for painting pretty girls with flowing, gravity-defying hair and this guy isn't very far off. He just needs some lovely lady lumps and he would fit right in!

Is it just us or does Jesus hit the gym a little too much? His 24-pack covers a doubly long torso.